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生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話
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生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：生日派對(duì)1
On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.
在教師節(jié)里，一位幼兒園教師正在接受孩子們送給她的禮物，首先花匠的兒子遞上他的禮物。
A:I bet I know what it is...some flowers.
我敢打賭我知道里面是什么……是一些花。
B:That is right, but how did you know?
是的，可是你是怎么知道的呢?
A:Just a wild guess.
瞎猜的'。
(The second pupil is the candy store owner's daughter.The teacher hands her gift over head.
第二個(gè)學(xué)生是糖果店老板的女兒。老師把她送的禮物舉起來(lái)。)
A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.
我敢打賭我知道里面是什么，是一盒糖果。
C:That's right. But how did you know?
對(duì)了，但你怎么知道的?
A:Just a lucky guess.
碰巧猜出來(lái)的。
(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.
第三份禮物來(lái)自于酒店老板的兒子，老師把它舉起來(lái)，但有液體漏了出來(lái)，她用手蘸了一滴漏出來(lái)的液體，嘗了一下味道。)
A:Is it wine?
是果酒嗎?
D:No.
不是。
(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.
老師又用舌頭嘗了一滴漏出來(lái)的東西。)
A:Is it champagne?
是香檳嗎?
D:No.
不是。
A:Now, I give up. What is it?
好吧，我猜不著了，里面到底是什么呢?
D:A puppy.
是一只小狗。
生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：狂歡圣誕2
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
小鎮(zhèn)的一個(gè)警官讓一個(gè)在主大道上超速駕駛的摩托車(chē)手停下來(lái)。
A:But officer, I can explain.
長(zhǎng)官，請(qǐng)聽(tīng)我解釋。
B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
閉嘴，我要讓你在監(jiān)獄里冷靜冷靜，直到警長(zhǎng)回來(lái)為止。
A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .
但是，長(zhǎng)官，我只是想說(shuō)……。
B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!
我說(shuō)過(guò)閉嘴，你要進(jìn)監(jiān)獄了!
(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
兒個(gè)小時(shí)后警官去看囚犯。)
B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
幸虧警長(zhǎng)今天參加他女兒的.婚禮去了，回來(lái)后他心情肯定比較好。
A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.
別指望啦。我就是新郎。
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